Try and Take Over the World
Same thing we do every night.
Or at least, same thing I do almost every night. I have an inkling that there will come a day where my liver will just give up on me and hate me for the rest of my life, if it hasn’t decided to do so already. Alongside that thought, JS shoved this site in my face in an attempt to prove that I was an alcoholic (which, bwahaha, I am not).
You can take your own test here, and view my results here. In the meantime, here are snippets from my results:
“Your results on the AUDIT (Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test) are below the range usually associated with harmful drinking or alcoholism.”
“More than 89.5% of the general adult American population, and 97% of women consume fewer drinks per week than you reported consuming.”
In any case, I think I’m still good. After all, JS still had a higher score than me and he drinks less often.
In related news, though, apparently beer goggles last longer for women.
“Researchers found that women who drink even moderately develop a reduced ability to rate attractiveness in male faces, even when they are sober.”
“Even women who had the equivalent of five drinks a month scored less in the test than those who had no drinks. Each additional drink led to a reduced score.”
They did a symmetry test on 45 different women, assuming that symmetry is an element in attractiveness. I guess this just means the world is just more and more beautiful everyday to me. Good thing/bad thing? Haven’t decided.
And since we’re already on the subject, cute site for those that drink: If Alcohol Labels Were More Realistic
