Hell Bumps
A few months back, Seven Springs decided that they were going to redo all the roads (just like the rest of Cupertino - or maybe Cupertino decided that Seven Springs was going to redo all the.. nevermind, doesn’t matter). In doing this, they also redid all the SPEED BUMPS. And by redid I mean make-monstrously-high-so-that-it-can-scratch-the-underside-of-my-car-every-time-I-drive-over-one-of-the-damn-things. I really don’t want to rice-rocket-style it over every speed bump when I have to drive around SS. What a pain in the ass.
Anyway, two Korean designers have come up with a speed bump that is helllllllzzzzzsca cool pretty awesome.
It’s a speed bump that flattens out if you drive slowly over it! It punishes those driving fast by staying scary and scratch-inducing. I guess it still wouldn’t stop me from speeding around SS (something I should really stop doing), but at least it wouldn’t do damage to poor Jack every time I drove over one of these.
Seven Springs should adopt these. I would be most pleased.
